Breaking Video: How Did Ray Allen Break The NBA Finals 3 Point Record? Ray Allen dropped a bucket like a Bronco on Sunday night. His eight 3 pointers set a new NBA Finals record, and I loved that Kenny the Jet Smith texted Mark Jackson to remind him that Ray was about to break his record.

You know at the beginning of the NFL season, how everyone keeps track of who is undefeated and then compares them to the 1972 Dolphins. Then, when the team eventually loses, all of the players from that team throw a party. I think Kenny did them same thing every time he watched an NBA Finals game. I know that is a lot of parties, but what else is he going to do. He is retired from the NBA. He hangs around Charles Barkley. The TNT gig is ovah for the year. etc…

Anyways, this video is hilarious. I explains why Ray Ray broke the record, and why the Celtics won the game.

Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache, Hanes Commercial. I am going to file this under “Very bad facial hair ideas”. MJ looks a little older since he has retired. When he rocks a full mustache, he looks even older. I am guessing that had a little to do with his choice to rock the mini pencil stache, which is a fashion statement that was originally made famous by some guy named Hitler.

This could have been avoided if Michael Jordan had a team of people that followed him around and helped him with his image. … What … he does have a team that does that?

As soon as they post a better video, I’ll update.

“Akron Hammer … You are not the better Nickname for LeBron” Maury Povich, Video. OK, I did my share of “Sports Nation” bashing, but even I can admit this is great work.

The competition was between Akron Hammer, which is an awesome nickname, and the classic King James. King James won ins a landslide.

Scottie Pippen Talk about “The Patrick Ewing Dunk” Video. A ton of people, not you because you read this blog and know your Shtuff, do not know that Scottie Pippen is one of the best dunkers of all time. He was overshadowed by his Airness, but he is one of the best 50 to ever play, and he could levitate holmes.

In this clip, we see Scottie P reminisce of his dunk over Patrick Ewing. The Hapless Knicks were not like the Hapless Knicks of today. The Knicks of the 90′s had HOF’ers, coaching, defense, role players etc… They just could not get past the Bulls, so I still call them hapless. The “2000′s” Knicks had as many titles as the “1990′s” Knicks.

Anyways, check out this dunk. Listen to what Scottie has to say, and then just for good measure, check out Michael Jordan’s dunk over Patrick Chewing. Yep, I did it again. I am still trying to overshadow Scottie, but watch both vids, and you will see that Scottie holds his own.

Al Horford Posterizes Tim Duncan, 3-21, Video. Tim Duncan has been posterized a lot over the years, but you have to hand it to him. He is actually trying to stop these dunks. Al was coming at the rim full blast with only one thought, and that singular thought was to dunk with authority. Tim put his hand up, and it did not slow Horford down at all. Everything was already set in motion. He was going to dunk no matter what. Timmy was just in the way.

Deron Williams Is A Chicken. Deron is caught, by the ever watching TV camera, doin some funky little chicken dance. It is a lot better than picking your nose on national TV and flickin at your bud. ( That video is the 2nd on this post. Steve Francis would like to have that one back. )

Hat Tip The Sporting Blog and SLC Dunk.

“El Heat” is Spanish for ……. “The Heat”. I am sorry, but I could not resist. I saw this attempt “The Heat” made to attract Spanish fans, and it reminded me of Chris Farley’s “El Nino” impression.

I mean, come on. Are there any people in the world that do not know that “The Heat” is also “El Heat”? Also, why is it not “El Caliente” or something like that? The world may never know.

2010 NBA All Stars “Boys 2 Men Idol”, Videos. During 2010 NBA All Star Game, during half times, and timeouts, they showed clips of the All Stars “Trying” to sing Boys 2 Men songs on the gargantuan Cowboys Stadium screen. Some did badly, whilst others strived to do exceptionally terrible.

Dirk did the worst. Pau did the best.