Stacheketball, an NBA Blog

An NBA blog with an Affinity for NBA Mustaches

The Alternative 3-Point Contest

With the announcement of this years Foot Locker 3-Point Contest contestants I began thinking about players who I would like to see in the contest. The actual lineup of: Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, Kevin Durant, Daniel Gibson, James Jones, and Dorell Wright is basically a must-watch as it is, but still there have got to be some other [...]

Video: Frank is Chuck, Aries Spears is Shaq, Shaq is Bradshaw, and I’m Confused

Frank Caliendo, the Charles Barkley ‘TRBL’ guy, does his pregame picks for FOX, and Super Bowl Sunday was no exception. He had Aries Spears on to do a strong Shaq impression. Hilarity Ensued, and then Shaq appeared out of nowhere rocking a Terry Bradshaw Skullett. This was very well played.

Shaq and Celtic Fans Can Sigh A Sigh of Relief!

Do you remember when Shaq was stranded on a deserted island? Well it turns out that a lady saved him. All is well in the land of Boston. As a thank you to this heroic lady, Shaq is rewarding her with vast amounts of American currency as soon as he gets to his bank today.

2010 NBA All Stars “Boys 2 Men Idol”, Videos

2010 NBA All Stars “Boys 2 Men Idol”, Videos. During 2010 NBA All Star Game, during half times, and timeouts, they showed clips of the All Stars “Trying” to sing Boys 2 Men songs on the gargantuan Cowboys Stadium screen. Some did badly, whilst others strived to do exceptionally terrible. Dirk did the worst. Pau [...]

Someone Stole Shaq’s Shoes, and a New Shaquote, video

Someone Stole Shaq’s Shoes, and a New Shaquote, video. The fact that someone walked away with 2 behemoth shoes and was not stopped by someone is hilarious on its own. The fact that Shaq waves goodbye with his tootsies is great, but the sobering “Shaquote” is what we need to talk about. Shaq’s new quote [...]

Shoot Pass Slam, Vintage Shaq Reebok, Super Bowl, Commercial

Shoot Pass Slam, Vintage Shaq Reebok, Super Bowl, Commercial. Why do I not remember this? This was a Superbowl commercial? Why is Shaq wearing a trash bag with the word “Shaq” on it?

No one touches the Shaqtus, ESPN NBA Commercial

No one touches the Shaqtus, ESPN NBA Commercial. Not even Mike Breen? … Especially not Mike Breen.

Shaq, “Thank You Sir May I have Another”, Spanking Video

Shaq, “Thank You Sir May I have Another”, Spanking Video. I am not going to say much here. I liked the bowling thing last year a lot more. This is not funny “ha ha”. This needs to stop.