D-Rose Rises to the Heavens to Put Home NBA Jam-esque Alley-Oop (Dunkinstache)

Photo credit: Nuccio DiNuzzo, Chicago Tribune

Growing up, I played video games a good bit. I understood that I shouldn’t attempt to do things I was doing on my N64 in real life like, you know, shooting people in GoldenEye.

I don’t think Derrick Rose ever got that lesson. I figure he must have been playing NBA Jam prior to tonight’s Bulls-Pistons game. While playing on his Xbox 360 against Keith Bogans (who kept wondering where the Sonics were), Derrick’s player rose above the rim, above the backboard, above the shot clock and then he caught the alley-oop and threw it down in one rim-shattering move. Afterwards, Rose suited up for the game and he must have decided to try what he had just done in a video game during a real game.

And he sure came close.

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And although Derrick didn’t get as high as in his video game acrobatics, he got WAY up there – and he’s a point guard! The call by the announcer is the icing on the cake: “STOP IT! I WANNA GO HIGHER!”

I’m sure Derrick unlocked an achievement or two there.

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NBA Slam Dunk Contest If I Were In Charge

Great dunk contest contestants are probably a thing of the past

What exactly has the NBA dunk contest become? 

Will you watch because Blake “The Quake” Griffin is in it?

Will JaVale McGee try one of those take off from the free throw line deals?

I have a few guys in mind who would be better options to participate in the contest.  Of course Blake would still be the odds-on favorite, but come on, the NBA can do better.  Sure, Serge Ibaka and JaVale McGee are athletic specimen who can rise and throw em’ down with style and ease, but unless you are Blake Griffin or Dwight Howard, big men dunking in non-game situations is just very ordinary. As for Brandon Jennings, coming off a foot injury doesn’t bode too well for his chances to shine. He can throw down a nice lefty jam but certainly isn’t known for his dunking prowess anyways. 

3 players I would have liked to see join Blake Griffin in the dunk contest…

Russell Westbrook- 

Not only can he elevate and punish the rim like few else can, he glides through the air almostly effortlessly.  I think he would be a good candidate to dunk over some people.  Maybe Russell could bring B.J. Mullens along for that.   Even better, where is Frederic Weis?

Ronnie Price- 

Ronnie D’Wayne Price is listed at about 6’2, probably more like 6’1.  Not a lot of casual basketball fans have heard of him, but he’s got hops and has thrown down some pretty stellar dunks throughout his nearly 300 game NBA career.  He’s an explosive little guy similar to Nate Robinson, but probably not as annoying.

Derrick Rose-

 Need I even explain?

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