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Michael Jordan Destroys Santa, Commercial

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Michael Jordan Destroys Santa, Commercial. I love that the Nike geniuses were looking for a way for Air Jordans to become a popular Christmas gift, as if it needed any help, and their first idea was for MJ to PWN Saint Nick on the court. Sweet! BTW, I love the classic ...

Your NBA Nickname Is Stupid!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Your NBA Nickname Is Stupid! Charles Barkley and the San Diego Chicken tell us how stupid NBA Nicknames are and somehow they are also selling Nike shoes at the same time. The use of Mr. Humpty Hump is also vital in the selling of Nike shoes in this commercial.

Dwight Howard Superman / Clark Kent, SportsCenter Commercial

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Dwight Howard Superman / Clark Kent, SportsCenter Commercial. This is the best ESPN SportsCenter Commercial in a long time. This is one of the very few with acting in it. Hannah Storm is a great Louis Lane. Dwight is uber awesome with the constantly adjusting his glasses. My Dwight Howard ...

Lamar Odom Dunks On The MOON, Video

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Lamar Odom Dunks On The MOON, Video. There is no doubt that these Power Bar Energy Blasts suck, and they taste chalky, but you can not deny the coolness of this commercial. If I worked for ESPN, my new dunk call would be "Get out of my way Saturn" Hat Tip ...

Blitzen Muppet is the M&M of the rapping Reindeer, Nike Commercial

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Blitzen Muppet is the M&M of the rapping Reindeer, Nike Commercial. Game Over! Santa Muppet tried to freestyle on the Reindeer, and he did a good job. But Blitzen "#1 Reindeer in the World!" destroyed Santa, Kobe, and LeBron in this lil ditty. M&M would be proud.

Santa Muppet Raps HardCore, Nike LeBron Kobe Commercial

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Santa Muppet Raps HardCore, Nike LeBron Kobe Commercial. How could anyone dislike Santa Muppet, especially a Santa Muppet that be rapping / straight spitting fire on the mic.

Shoot Pass Slam, Vintage Shaq Reebok, Super Bowl, Commercial

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Shoot Pass Slam, Vintage Shaq Reebok, Super Bowl, Commercial. Why do I not remember this? This was a Superbowl commercial? Why is Shaq wearing a trash bag with the word "Shaq" on it?

Why do Dominique Wilkins and Patrick Ewing Hate Isiah Thomas

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Why do Dominique Wilkins and Patrick Ewing Hate Isiah Thomas. Well, they hate him because he "Debos" the last Minute Maid when you are playing 1 on 1. What's up with that?

The Stacheketball Official Mantra

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

The Stacheketball Official Mantra. Adam Morrison has most likely lost some of this moxy, due to him living on the bench, but this commercial is still awesome!

No one touches the Shaqtus, ESPN NBA Commercial

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

No one touches the Shaqtus, ESPN NBA Commercial. Not even Mike Breen? ... Especially not Mike Breen.