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Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache, Hanes Commercial

Posted on | May 16, 2010 | 6 Comments

Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache, Hanes Commercial. I am going to file this under “Very bad facial hair ideas”. MJ looks a little older since he has retired. When he rocks a full mustache, he looks even older. I am guessing that had a little to do with his choice to rock the mini pencil stache, which is a fashion statement that was originally made famous by some guy named Hitler.

This could have been avoided if Michael Jordan had a team of people that followed him around and helped him with his image. … What … he does have a team that does that?

As soon as they post a better video, I’ll update.

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6 Responses to “Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache, Hanes Commercial”

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    May 17th, 2010 @ 6:59 am

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  4. @NBA_Wiz
    January 10th, 2011 @ 11:10 am

    Ethan, good post. Wikipedia calls this version of the 'stache the "toothbrush" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothbrush_moustache. I feel like we need to know these things. I have often wondered why a player who was so great and in the spotlight continues to make such puzzling fashion/grooming choices.

  5. ethanator1088
    January 11th, 2011 @ 9:28 pm

    Thanks. I think he was trying to do something "Different". Mission accomplished.

  6. ethanator1088
    January 11th, 2011 @ 9:33 pm

    And also Hitler made that the Hitler mustache. Wikipedia can sit on a bucket. Adolf used to be a popular name… you don't find that many kids named Adolf anymore do you? The crazy cat killed millions and almost took over the Earth. I will give him the ugly mustache.

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