The Mid-Afternoon Milk Mustache, featuring NBA comedy
Posted on | March 25, 2010 | No Comments
The Mid-Afternoon Milk Mustache takes you on a trip around the League every weekday, bringing you the best posts from around the NBA blogosphere. Unfamiliar with the below ‘stache styles? The American Mustache Institute will school you on that subject.
The Chevron: For their latest Book Off/Pay Off, Skeets and Tas decide to hit up Open Mic Night at a local bar and trot out some NBA-themed stand up comedy. It’s as awkward as it sounds. (PG-13 for language) [The Basketball Jones]
The Dali: If you thought Sarah Tolcser was mad about the NBA marginalizing its female fans before, wait until you see her reaction to the Memphis Grizzlies’ new “Body Shots” contest. [Hornets Hype]
The English: While we’re back on that topic, check out what Kelly Dwyer has to say about NBA Dance Teams in general. “It’s just a ‘pico de gallo on your ice cream, sir?’ situation for me. I like both, just not together.” [Ball Don't Lie]
The Fu Manchu: If you had to do it all over, who would you take right now between Greg Oden and Joakim Noah? [Empty the Bench]
The Handlebar: Minus the barking, head-slamming, and general craziness, Chris Bosh is really Kevin Garnett 2.0, in that he deserves much better than what the Raptors give him. [Raptors Republic]
The Horseshoe: Bill Plaschke’s recent claim that Ron Artest does not fit with Laker basketball makes Rey-Rey question if BP has even watched a game this season. [The No-Look Pass]
The Imperial: According to Josh Q. Public, we are finally witnessing the beginning of the end for one of the best players to ever play the game: Tim Duncan. [Josh Q. Public]
The Lampshade: If you don’t like Tom Haberstroh’s NBA HD column, I don’t like you. In this installment, he takes a look at the sustainability of shooting percentages from different spots on the floor from year to year. [Hardwood Paroxysm]
The Painter’s Brush: You may know that he poured in 55 points earlier this season, or that he has led the resurgence of the Milwaukee Bucks, or even that he has a very controversial Twitter account, but did you know that Brandon Jennings would like nothing more than to score a date with Ciara? [GQ]
The Pyramidal: If there’s one thing March Madness brings us, it’s a sudden influx of white people (read: Future Pacers draftees) playing basketball. Jerod Morris shares the top 7 most memorable moments of goofy whiteness in basketball history. [Midwest Sports Fans]
The Toothbrush: Can anyone explain why Shaq is in Owl City’s new music video? [That NBA Lottery Pick]
The Walrus: Bethlehem Shoals explains how Gilbert Arenas has placed a black eye on this enjoyment of the NBA this season. [NBA Fanhouse]
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