The Mid-Afternoon Milk Mustache, featuring Zach Randolph Fan Fiction

The Mid-Afternoon Milk Mustache takes you on a trip around the League every weekday, bringing you the best posts from around the NBA blogosphere. Unfamiliar with the below ‘stache styles? The American Mustache Institute will school you on that subject.

The Chevron: Two promotions running over at Hardwood Paroxysm right now. First, tell about your favorite NBA facial hair for a chance at NBA LP Mobile (didn’t we just see this?), and then write a Zach Randolph FanFic for the NBA GameTime App. [Hardwood Paroxysm]

The Dali: Myles Brown makes the case for Kobe Bryant as the best offensive player of the aughts. [Dime]

The English: Right now, T-Mac is set to start in the ASG, but Bethelehem Shoals wonders if there is now an opening for him to return to the Rockets as well on the heels of Trevor Ariza’s suspension. [The Baseline]

The Fu Manchu: Henry Abbott tells about how the Allen Iverson situation is all too reminiscent of the end of Michael Jordan’s career. [TrueHoop]

The Handlebar: Mookie exposes us to this video of the worst moments “of the millenium” for the NBA. [A Stern Warning]

The Horseshoe: Step inside the film room and take a look at the textbook half-court defense shown by the Nuggets against the Suns. [Roundball Mining Company]

The Imperial: Don’t leave just yet, Rob Mahoney is back with another installment of “Moving Pictures,” in which he examines Josh Howard return from injury and what his performance means for the team moving forward. [The Two Man Game]

The Lampshade: Dave Berri asks how much the Suns have improved since last season and if Amare is a legitimate all-star in the West. [Wages of Wins]

The Painter’s Brush: Matt McHale is understandably disheartened following the Bulls’ embarrassing loss to the Celtics last night. [By the Horns]

The Pyramidal: Scott Schroeder opines about how the Bobcats might benefit by sending Gerald Henderson to the D-League to play with the Maine Red Claws. [Ridiculous Upside]

The Toothbrush: Lebron steals a kid’s fries during an away game after a steal and breakaway lay-up.  Is this supposed to be funny or charismatic? I think it’s just a jerk move. [Youtube]

The Walrus: Rey Moralde has a discussion get pretty heated when he brings on Sophia, an avid Blazers fan, in the most recent installment of “Talking to Chicks Who Love Hoops.” I’m surprised and pleased that I have never been asked to be featured (Contrary to popular belief, Loren is a guy’s name). Warning, NSFW for language. [The No-Look Pass]

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